Morning visitor

[boogiedude]

So I wake this fine, saturday morning and walk out to my carport to take my car for a nice drive and then help a friend work on his bmw. And what do I find sleeping behind my car?



a passed out emo kid

I walk outside, and get some stuff out of the car, while being abundantly noisy to try and wake the kid and give him a chance to vacate on his own so I don't have to bully him out. 4 door slams, and no response.

Now things need to get taken to the next level.

I get in the car and start it(I have a straight pipe where the cat used to be and a mild exhaust leak so my car is far from quiet) and no dice. He's still sleeping. So what is a man to do? Rev it up!

10 seconds of revving between idle and about 3k get him to sit up, realize what's happening and book it the f*** out of there. At least he left me a present for my troubles

[manoa matt]

You were too nice, I would have pushed the car back a few feet so he is partly under it and then start it up and rev it. Or take his pants first, because someone running frantically in their underwear is always funny to watch.

[boogiedude]

hahahaha his pants were low enough to make it funny to see him waddling away. I debated putting it in reverse to make him think I was backing up over him

[Gunsmith]

Excuse my ignorance(you may have to do this often) butwhat is an EMO? I've heard of Howly's but not EMO?

[ga.spyder]

A large flightless bird,looks like an ostrich!

[boogiedude]

I think the term you're thinking of is "haole" meaning foreigner, an emo person is someone dresses goth/punk rock.

[Gunsmith]

Yeah I am not up on my Hawaiian spelling, oh to be a haole one day myself!

[katsi]

What can one really say about this picture? That has got to be the strangest thing I have ever seen. Waking up with your pants down with some change on the pillow is something i'm guessing is going to take many, many years of therapy and many, many more dollars to get tucked way back in this little Fk'rs past. Looks like this little shit accepted credit cards as well.
Aloha

[Gunsmith]

But where did he get the pillow?

[Gunsmith]

That is a Toys R Us card!!! That is really funny now. He is probably heart broken now and searching every where for his card. You should take it in and see if there is enough points on it to get a Fiat model car.

[mdrburchette]

You should have let the poor boy sleep. He looked all tuckered out!