So, I was checking the heater blower motor by jumpering it in the trunk (it's out of the car) and sure enough laid the keys down and then forgot and closed the trunk!

I of course have not had a spare set made.

So I pulled the glove box lock and took it to the local locksmith but he says he needs one of the door locks. BUT, to pull a door lock I need the glass up and to raise the glass with power windows I need the unhooked battery in the trunk hooked up and the ignition key in the ignition turned on which is of course ALSO in the locked trunk. Crap, cRAP, CRAP!!!!!
So looks like I have three options:
1) get another battery abd jumper the windows so I can pull a door lock
2) have the locksmith come to the house and try to pick the trunk lock
3) sell the car for parts!!!
Crap, crap, crap. I think my immediate action will be another martini !!!!!!!!!