
Step 2: Spray it with flat black because you thought that would be a good idea. Use 98cent cans of the stuff.

Step 3: Decide that it won't work like that. Sand using finer sandpaper. Buy Rustoelum (or generic brand) Satin Black enamel paint and some foam brushes

Step 4: Put a few coats of that on there and then take pictures that don't show any of the 60 grit sand marks in paint.

Step 5: tape off tires and center cap and use cheapo gloss red on wheels.

Really, it's not done yet, I have to molest the whole passenger side. But the basic idea here is that I'll look OK going down the road. No close inspections at 55 or whatever 40 over the speed limit is...