new hood ornament

[spiderrey]

I was working out back today. When I looked in my garage, I saw my little buddy sitting up on my hood.

[So Cal Mark]

that would indicate your car is really slow

[azygoustoyou]

Maybe he saw a mouse.

[manoa matt]

Well you already have the cutout made, maybe he thinks he is a hood bulge.

[WYSpider]

Spiderrey he must think you have a 1979 spider with stock carb, intake, and exhaust.

[So Cal Mark]

I guess I'll be the one to ask, is that the turtleback air cleaner you bought off ebay? If so, I'd think about returning it since I think it will inhibit flow

[Fiat88]

Does he or she get to ride in the spider?

[spiderrey]

WOW you guys are quick witted. Would have never thought of half of those shots. Mark, I consider my car a sleeper. That can be taken two ways. He seems to prefer sleeping in the garage then in the 6 foot hole he dug next to it. Denise, I think he is trying to figure out how to check the oil.

[spiderrey]

Wysider, I had a 79 spider with a stock carb, intake and exhaust. It even had the auto trans.

[MrWampus]

Everybody missed the most obvious one so I'll go ahead and say it:

Got any Turtle Wax?

[spiderrey]

I guess my hood looks like it could use a bit of wax too.
Wonder if theres more really good one liners out there?

[DocGraphics]

I guess that explains how the tortoise beat the hare, he hitched a ride w/ spiderrey, Weeeeeeeeee!