You know you drive a Fiat Spider when...

[aj81spider]

...your bald spot is the tannest part of your body.
...you're in third gear before you cross the intersection.
...you have two and you still know every one that's for sale on Ebay or Craigslist (and have to keep repeating "The garage won't hold any more").
...you try to convince people that there's a distinct driving difference between a 74 and an 81.
...you check weather.com every day before you go to work to see if it's a Fiat day!

[KalamazooJohnny]

...you have two and you still know every one that's for sale on Ebay or Craigslist (and have to keep repeating "The garage won't hold any more").

Good one!