Automotive Acronyms

[Red76]

Thought I would throw this out for fun. We hav all heard them and even used them from time to time. Post you favorite automotive acronym (pro or con) and lets see what we come up with. Remember, this is for fun. Try not to get offended. lol
Myself being from the Jeep world, I am very familiar with:
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket

When my friends heard I bought a Fiat all I heard at first was:
FAIT - Fix It Again Tony

[mdrburchette]

Tell em Fiat stands for Fling It Around Turns

[jimincalif]

FORD - Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily (have personal experience with these unfortunately)

BMW - Broke My Wallet

[Red76]

PONTIAC - Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fling It arround Turns, I like it!

[narfire]

Fiat

Fixing It And Therapy

[dhagood]

i prefer 'Fixing It As Therapy'

[divace73]

Down under, for those FORD fans, there was the "Found On a Rubbish Dump"

[ga.spyder]

Ford is also"First On Race Day''
MGB owner have "My Garbage Box"
GM is now "Government Motors"
keep em' coming......

[So Cal Mark]

MGB-Motor goes BANG
Fiat-fine Italian automotive technology

[81SPIDERMATT]

CHRYSLER.... company has recommended you should learn engine repair
ACURA...asian's curse upon rural america
BMW... beyond my wages
VOLVO.... very old looking vehicular object
DODGE..... dear old dad's garage experiment

[mdrburchette]

PONTIAC - Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

[ga.spyder]

All very good ones...I'm enjoying this thread!
Buick...big ugly import car killer
SAAB....Swedish autos always broken
Chevrolet...crappy heaving engines,valves rattle on,lose every time

[So Cal Mark]

lol, since Buicks are now built in China, how about

Buick-built uselessly in Chinese kingdom

[Red76]

KIA - Keep It Away !!!

[jsab]

LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious